Maybe it's because I got too much sleep? Maybe it's because I've hardly eaten anything today? Too bad I can't concentrate enough to cook food.
Now that I was awake and in a haze, I suddenly got really irritated with how dirty my car was. I wasn't even close to my car. I was inside my apartment. I got all the cleaning materials together, went outside, and cleaned my car. Then I got really mad at how dirty the exterior of my car was, so I drove to the nearest car wash. It was one of those self-wash ones. I couldn't figure it out. In my defense, the guy that came to my rescue couldn't figure it out either. I'm pretty sure it was out of service. So then I went through the drive-through car wash. My car was already covered in suds because the guy and me were able to get the self-carwash to get that far, but not any farther. I felt like such a doy. When the wash was done, I pulled out, and wiped down the inside of my car. Then I pulled forward and ran over the concrete brake stop. You know those concrete blocks in front of every parking stall? Yeah I ran over that. I had no other choice but to keep pulling forward--forcing me to run over it again with my back tires. wtf is wrong with me?
Then I went to Harmons. I didn't want to go there because it's more expensive (it's really nice...but expensive), but my mind wasn't working fast enough to realize that that was where I was going. Then I couldn't concentrate hard enough to read my grocery list. I had no idea what I needed to get! I made the mistake of going through the self-check out line and took forever trying to figure the machine out.
I was for sure that I would crash and die on my way home. Thank goodness that didnt' happen. I wanted to go to Winco, but I decided that 1) I've already spent enough money buying a bunch of random crap at Harmons and 2) I should probably stop driving and go home where it's safe.
I think I'm going to exercise until I get exhausted and go back into a sleep-coma. I need to reset my brain........tomorrow will bring a much more successful day!
Oh and here are some pics of me with my new colored contacts:
And here are some pics of Richard and I at the Cheesecake Factory:
I take way too many pictures of myself. This is going to sound really bizarre, but I think I'm a lot prettier than I actually am. Like I'd be doing my hair and think "damn! I look good!". I then take a picture, so that I can remember how I styled my hair. When I look at the picture, I'm confused because I don't look as good as I do when I look into the mirror. Does that make sense?


I do that all the time. I get ready and I'm like "Hey, I look good today" and then I see myself in a picture from that day and I'm like "OMG wtf is wrong with my hair/makeup/clothes/skin/face/body."
ReplyDeleteIt's called "You Don't Think You're Photogenic, But You Actually Are," whereas I have "You Look Like Shit In Photos And In Real Life, So You Should Just Stop Trying ."
ReplyDeleteI think the reason you're so out of it is because thanks to the muscle relaxers my doctor put me on (I still need to tell you that story), I was in a heightened state of clarity today. Now I do think it's because for the first time in two weeks I was able to get a full night of REM sleep and had no pain in my shoulders all day, but I'm afraid that my complete ability to function may have offset the balance, rendering you completely useless. I need to push it back in your direction until we're both able to just meander through work and have enough energy to finish off the day with some 30 Rock.
hahahaha i can't believe you ran over the concrete thing. your post=how i feel today
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